FIFA tonight announced the midfield and striker positions for its World XI TEAM OF 2008.
Gunther Assassin,FIFA spokesperson and referee enforcer said it hadn't been a hard choice at all,he'd give the world's press the names of the successful players and would then ask the journalists to piss off as soon as possible as there was still serious drinking of fine wines and eating of even finer food to be done by FIFA's executive committee that evening.
MIDFIELD:
Sushi Sashimi-Japan.
Paris Onions-France.
Bruce Burntbarbiesausage-Australia.
Pork Chow Mein-China.
STRIKERS:
Eduardo Brazil Nut-Brazil.
Nelson Giblets-Ghana.
Manager John Piles said he was quite happy but didnt say why.
