LATEST BREAKING WIND NEWS FROM DUBLIN,IRELAND.
theo walnut scores hattrick for england against croatia,croatian manager slobodon bilge says he wished washed out celeb and crap footballer and floppy handshaker,dave buckham had have played,croatia would have won 5-0.
scientists in geneva have recorded zero and total dark matter in the brains of irish government ministers following the beaming of protons at their heads,halfpint minister for junkets martin cullen came in first on the list of dickheads.
Nouveau CELTIC JACKAL irish multi-billionaire tax avoider Dinny O'Brien has reportedly purchased an "artwork" made from algerian elephant shite from piss artist damien hirst for 2 and a half euro.
roddy doyle,baldy scribbler of illiterate shite and known for cellulite on his baldy slaphead has been selected as a beano comic nominee for shite literature 2008.
amanda drunker,z list irish "celeb" has recorded 100 newtons of buoyancy for her big tits,according to overpaid shitty swiss scientisTS in geneva in swaziland.
miss drunker declined to comment,she was too busy trying to trace a sex video of herself having perky sex somewhere in a rain soaked skerries.does it ever stop raining in this shitty little country?that's ireland,we are talking about by the way.
sharon ni bodhran and bloated ni coffee are 2 of the greatest overpaid pain in the arses(who are they?)they make fortunes in rte,the state broadcaster conning people.
sharon has denied an affair with bloated.
Friday, September 12, 2008
Monday, September 1, 2008
GILBERT GILHOOLEY,IRELAND'S BIGGEST TERRORIST DRUG BOSS IS VERY HAPPY.
GILBERT GILHOOLEY,here,IRELAND's biggest DRUG BOSS.
Listen,things are going fantastic...just fan..tas..tico..we're operating on a scale of hundreds of millions of euro in heroin and other hard drugs,
we're coining it at the minute and sure the Irish Police are forced by the corrupt and incompetent irish government politicians to spend most of their resources on a few hippie and shinner crackpots down in mayo on
the sea to nowhere campaign to stop ireland getting our own natural gas...reduce EVERYBODY'S fuel bills,bring the gas onshore but no chance,sure it's fucking gas.
we just keep the head down,then the rest of the other Irish police have to keep massive amounts of personnel on the few feuding gangs while we
carry on happy as larry in the lucrative drug trade,sure we cant ship or sell enough of heroin,cocaine,crack cocaine and methamphetamine on the streets and in the houses of the land of saints and scholars.. the CELTIC JACKAL is truly up and running.
a few high ranking Irish politicians are good customers for the drugs so they keep the polis off our backs..it's fucking grand,so it is..CRIME PAYS,let me tell you, and fucking very well,
crime doesnt pay is for fucking believers in fairytales.
listen,i've received several hundred thousand emails from our readers recently from all over the globe to say i should be a philosopher...listen up,i AM a fucking philospher..
i combine wisdom from past philosophers such as that vietnamese bloke..what's his name?
CONFUCIUS..
and i was a student of that belgian waffler,jean paul sarte..so there you have it..
i am ireland's leading drug baron and one of its most renowned philatelists..
my lads,all our gang memebers in running the drugs are as happy as shit after beijing...didnt they all watch our boxers at the olympics..great stuff..
bating the shite out of one another and winning medals for it instead of my lads bating the shite out of one another or some other gang..
well done lads... one silver and 2 bronzes..our irish waster athletes are still running around the track in the birds nest stadium,here's dervla o'rourke coming to the finish line at last..
boxing is for the hood areas of ireland and while the boxers were beating the crap out of each other,my lads stayed calm and enjoyed themselves,sure hardened criminals need time off and relaxation too,what do you say?if you dont say yes,we'll be knocking on your door.
NOTE FROM GILBERT.
(the hood areas of ireland are clondalkin and tallaght and finglas,malahide,howth,mount merrion and kilbarrack and jobstown to name but a few.
the shacks in these hood/shanty areas are made mostly of breeze-blocks and corrugated iron,real dumps.
famous irish people who grew up in them include communist author roddy boil and ex disgraced prime minister,bert the squirt ahern and rte's ryan turbid.)
even the donnybrook rte dickheads were congratulating the boxing fans,half of them my lads...reporters and journos kissing their arses for an interview and quote on camera to try and justify their freeloading and sponging in
beijing and at home at the tv licence payers expense..sure sports correspondent "meatballs" murray was stuffing his gob at the olympic village no end with chow mein and chop suey.
dublin must be the easiest city to operate hard drugs in the entire world,you know what,i even feel sorry for the polis.
DUBLIN ,city of poets and dogshite..and comedians..and drug barons.
have a crap day,you'll buy more of my drugs.
fu man chu,get my slippers you bastard,i want to put me feet up and read about this bloke,hagel.
Listen,things are going fantastic...just fan..tas..tico..we're operating on a scale of hundreds of millions of euro in heroin and other hard drugs,
we're coining it at the minute and sure the Irish Police are forced by the corrupt and incompetent irish government politicians to spend most of their resources on a few hippie and shinner crackpots down in mayo on
the sea to nowhere campaign to stop ireland getting our own natural gas...reduce EVERYBODY'S fuel bills,bring the gas onshore but no chance,sure it's fucking gas.
we just keep the head down,then the rest of the other Irish police have to keep massive amounts of personnel on the few feuding gangs while we
carry on happy as larry in the lucrative drug trade,sure we cant ship or sell enough of heroin,cocaine,crack cocaine and methamphetamine on the streets and in the houses of the land of saints and scholars.. the CELTIC JACKAL is truly up and running.
a few high ranking Irish politicians are good customers for the drugs so they keep the polis off our backs..it's fucking grand,so it is..CRIME PAYS,let me tell you, and fucking very well,
crime doesnt pay is for fucking believers in fairytales.
listen,i've received several hundred thousand emails from our readers recently from all over the globe to say i should be a philosopher...listen up,i AM a fucking philospher..
i combine wisdom from past philosophers such as that vietnamese bloke..what's his name?
CONFUCIUS..
and i was a student of that belgian waffler,jean paul sarte..so there you have it..
i am ireland's leading drug baron and one of its most renowned philatelists..
my lads,all our gang memebers in running the drugs are as happy as shit after beijing...didnt they all watch our boxers at the olympics..great stuff..
bating the shite out of one another and winning medals for it instead of my lads bating the shite out of one another or some other gang..
well done lads... one silver and 2 bronzes..our irish waster athletes are still running around the track in the birds nest stadium,here's dervla o'rourke coming to the finish line at last..
boxing is for the hood areas of ireland and while the boxers were beating the crap out of each other,my lads stayed calm and enjoyed themselves,sure hardened criminals need time off and relaxation too,what do you say?if you dont say yes,we'll be knocking on your door.
NOTE FROM GILBERT.
(the hood areas of ireland are clondalkin and tallaght and finglas,malahide,howth,mount merrion and kilbarrack and jobstown to name but a few.
the shacks in these hood/shanty areas are made mostly of breeze-blocks and corrugated iron,real dumps.
famous irish people who grew up in them include communist author roddy boil and ex disgraced prime minister,bert the squirt ahern and rte's ryan turbid.)
even the donnybrook rte dickheads were congratulating the boxing fans,half of them my lads...reporters and journos kissing their arses for an interview and quote on camera to try and justify their freeloading and sponging in
beijing and at home at the tv licence payers expense..sure sports correspondent "meatballs" murray was stuffing his gob at the olympic village no end with chow mein and chop suey.
dublin must be the easiest city to operate hard drugs in the entire world,you know what,i even feel sorry for the polis.
DUBLIN ,city of poets and dogshite..and comedians..and drug barons.
have a crap day,you'll buy more of my drugs.
fu man chu,get my slippers you bastard,i want to put me feet up and read about this bloke,hagel.
FOXROCK FANNY SPEAKS TO THE IRISH PEOPLE.
It's FOXROCK FANNY here,i must say as a beautiful lady,irish women are sinking to lower and lower levels of scruffiness and unkemptness today..it's unbelieveable darlink.
shitty t shirts and shitty denim jeans everywhere you go..town or country...
madam(that's me) is not happy...i saw glenda gilson,a very plain looking "MODEL" the other day in grafton street dressed in a revolting and cheap woolworths type
shell suit,
now..i know thousands of you will be onto me pointing out she is common and her people are vulgar but really...do any of our irish ladies wear a dress or silk drawers anymore?
every irish lady now wants to be a "celebrity" or "famous",or they are too fat like caroline morahan,a minor broadcaster with some tv station,caroline has an arse so extensive you could land a jumbo jet on it.
all we see in our gutter press is some atrociously dressed skinny slapper posing like a langer and giving the "thumbs up" sign to some dickhead wannabe paparrazzi photographer..it's quite disgusting..i
remember the good old days in ireland when ladies actually referred to their mushy peas at lunch in the shelbourne hotel as guacamole.
"Garcon,garcon,bring me the guacamole and quick."
our irish womenfolk today dress as brownly common and as tacky as leitrim muck,it's been all downhill since el presidente mary "chavez" robinson was in power.
our lady newscasters on the state broadcaster,RTE, dress like mad pelicans exploded in blenders..
tut tut..how common,i shall return to this topic once again next week.
adieu,FOXROCK FANNY.
shitty t shirts and shitty denim jeans everywhere you go..town or country...
madam(that's me) is not happy...i saw glenda gilson,a very plain looking "MODEL" the other day in grafton street dressed in a revolting and cheap woolworths type
shell suit,
now..i know thousands of you will be onto me pointing out she is common and her people are vulgar but really...do any of our irish ladies wear a dress or silk drawers anymore?
every irish lady now wants to be a "celebrity" or "famous",or they are too fat like caroline morahan,a minor broadcaster with some tv station,caroline has an arse so extensive you could land a jumbo jet on it.
all we see in our gutter press is some atrociously dressed skinny slapper posing like a langer and giving the "thumbs up" sign to some dickhead wannabe paparrazzi photographer..it's quite disgusting..i
remember the good old days in ireland when ladies actually referred to their mushy peas at lunch in the shelbourne hotel as guacamole.
"Garcon,garcon,bring me the guacamole and quick."
our irish womenfolk today dress as brownly common and as tacky as leitrim muck,it's been all downhill since el presidente mary "chavez" robinson was in power.
our lady newscasters on the state broadcaster,RTE, dress like mad pelicans exploded in blenders..
tut tut..how common,i shall return to this topic once again next week.
adieu,FOXROCK FANNY.
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