GILBERT GILHOOLEY,here,IRELAND's biggest DRUG BOSS.
Listen,things are going fantastic...just fan..tas..tico..we're operating on a scale of hundreds of millions of euro in heroin and other hard drugs,
we're coining it at the minute and sure the Irish Police are forced by the corrupt and incompetent irish government politicians to spend most of their resources on a few hippie and shinner crackpots down in mayo on
the sea to nowhere campaign to stop ireland getting our own natural gas...reduce EVERYBODY'S fuel bills,bring the gas onshore but no chance,sure it's fucking gas.
we just keep the head down,then the rest of the other Irish police have to keep massive amounts of personnel on the few feuding gangs while we
carry on happy as larry in the lucrative drug trade,sure we cant ship or sell enough of heroin,cocaine,crack cocaine and methamphetamine on the streets and in the houses of the land of saints and scholars.. the CELTIC JACKAL is truly up and running.
a few high ranking Irish politicians are good customers for the drugs so they keep the polis off our backs..it's fucking grand,so it is..CRIME PAYS,let me tell you, and fucking very well,
crime doesnt pay is for fucking believers in fairytales.
listen,i've received several hundred thousand emails from our readers recently from all over the globe to say i should be a philosopher...listen up,i AM a fucking philospher..
i combine wisdom from past philosophers such as that vietnamese bloke..what's his name?
CONFUCIUS..
and i was a student of that belgian waffler,jean paul sarte..so there you have it..
i am ireland's leading drug baron and one of its most renowned philatelists..
my lads,all our gang memebers in running the drugs are as happy as shit after beijing...didnt they all watch our boxers at the olympics..great stuff..
bating the shite out of one another and winning medals for it instead of my lads bating the shite out of one another or some other gang..
well done lads... one silver and 2 bronzes..our irish waster athletes are still running around the track in the birds nest stadium,here's dervla o'rourke coming to the finish line at last..
boxing is for the hood areas of ireland and while the boxers were beating the crap out of each other,my lads stayed calm and enjoyed themselves,sure hardened criminals need time off and relaxation too,what do you say?if you dont say yes,we'll be knocking on your door.
NOTE FROM GILBERT.
(the hood areas of ireland are clondalkin and tallaght and finglas,malahide,howth,mount merrion and kilbarrack and jobstown to name but a few.
the shacks in these hood/shanty areas are made mostly of breeze-blocks and corrugated iron,real dumps.
famous irish people who grew up in them include communist author roddy boil and ex disgraced prime minister,bert the squirt ahern and rte's ryan turbid.)
even the donnybrook rte dickheads were congratulating the boxing fans,half of them my lads...reporters and journos kissing their arses for an interview and quote on camera to try and justify their freeloading and sponging in
beijing and at home at the tv licence payers expense..sure sports correspondent "meatballs" murray was stuffing his gob at the olympic village no end with chow mein and chop suey.
dublin must be the easiest city to operate hard drugs in the entire world,you know what,i even feel sorry for the polis.
DUBLIN ,city of poets and dogshite..and comedians..and drug barons.
have a crap day,you'll buy more of my drugs.
fu man chu,get my slippers you bastard,i want to put me feet up and read about this bloke,hagel.
