LATEST BREAKING WIND NEWS FROM DUBLIN,IRELAND.
theo walnut scores hattrick for england against croatia,croatian manager slobodon bilge says he wished washed out celeb and crap footballer and floppy handshaker,dave buckham had have played,croatia would have won 5-0.
scientists in geneva have recorded zero and total dark matter in the brains of irish government ministers following the beaming of protons at their heads,halfpint minister for junkets martin cullen came in first on the list of dickheads.
Nouveau CELTIC JACKAL irish multi-billionaire tax avoider Dinny O'Brien has reportedly purchased an "artwork" made from algerian elephant shite from piss artist damien hirst for 2 and a half euro.
roddy doyle,baldy scribbler of illiterate shite and known for cellulite on his baldy slaphead has been selected as a beano comic nominee for shite literature 2008.
amanda drunker,z list irish "celeb" has recorded 100 newtons of buoyancy for her big tits,according to overpaid shitty swiss scientisTS in geneva in swaziland.
miss drunker declined to comment,she was too busy trying to trace a sex video of herself having perky sex somewhere in a rain soaked skerries.does it ever stop raining in this shitty little country?that's ireland,we are talking about by the way.
sharon ni bodhran and bloated ni coffee are 2 of the greatest overpaid pain in the arses(who are they?)they make fortunes in rte,the state broadcaster conning people.
sharon has denied an affair with bloated.
