Prime Minister of Ireland,Brian Cower and Tanaiste/Deputy Prime Minister,Eamon Coughlan speak to the World.
BRIAN COWER.
it is true,dear lowly people of ireland,that dail eireann,the irish parliament is indeed the woodstock for nepotists.
we thoroughly agree the old boy/old girl network is fully alive and kicking in our country,no,please stop,this is not our usual verbal slop but the truth.
we,mary or is it eamon,sure mary will do,both agree that the people of ireland understand that ONLY WE can truly represent
the interests of ireland's voters.
we are the rock aristocracy of ireland,we pass the laws around here,boy,laws that suit the wealthy like us.
like robert mugabe,like sheikh ali bare buttocks,ruler of west yemen,or some little emperor whose every uttereance receives warm-eyed applause and uncritical praise.
like the rotten boroughs of our old enemy,merrie england,an electoral area MUST elect an irish member of parliament that has previously had their
father,mother,uncle,aunt,brother,sister etc etc as member of the irish parliament IN THAT ELECTORAL AREA BEFORE THEM.
i myself,inherited the seat of my constituency from my late father,mary coughlan inherited her seat in the irish parliament from her late father,her late uncle was also a
member of the irish parliament.
we have 166 irish members of parliament,for example,tom kitt,his brother michael kitt and his sister aine brady nee kitt are members of the irish parliament like their father
was an irish member of parliament before them as just one little example.
another is brass neck beverly flynn,like father,like daughter(thanks for passing me down your parliamentary seat in mayo,daddy,i'll give all my constituents tax avoidance advice,daddy)
peasants of ireland come to us for largesse and solving of your grubby problems in our clinics.
MAINTAIN this old boy/old girl network,this old school tie trickery on the irish people.
KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY,you get the message,in ireland,members of the parliament pass on their seats like minor english nobility to their offspring and siblings.
it's the rotten borough system as of yore but it's dressed up in democratic clothes and fools the voters every time.
this system has the advantage of excluding 99 % of ordinary irish people from running for office for parliament because no one will have a bucking chance of being elected against the party machines.
was your pa a member of the irish parliament before you boy/lassie?No,then buck off.
KEEP ORDINARY IRISH PEOPLE OUT IS OUR MESSAGE,in fact i dont think there is hardly a single
member of the irish parliament who has NOT inherited his or her seat.
now,i will keep my parliamentary seat down in offaly warm with my cosy arse and ready for MY children to inherit when their time comes in the future,so will mary,wont you mary?
it's anti irish and anti competitive but hey,i dont want MY kids to end up as plate stackers in some crap restaurant in clara,do i?nor do you,eamon?sorry,mary.
we have work to do like reducing the continuous sooty emissions from our green party "colleagues" in government,now buck off,
i'm a gruff prime minister from ireland who can shout down any of you,protect the perjurers i say.
lawlessness and disorder and terrorism by gurrier gangsters on irish streets,the irish health service has collapsed,so what?
my kids will get a fantastic salary as member of the irish parliament,you get priveliges by the score,large pensions,fawning,
the best seats in posh restaurants,doffing of hats from your inferiors,you get position,prestige and respect at the golf club,packages of organic food from trevor sergeant,
free rides on tax evaders' yachts,free rides in private jets,free loft insulation for your pets in your 8 bed mansions.
yes,dear hoi polloi of ireland,you've made it in this country today if you have a tax avoiding relative in the yard and a rich bastard td in the family.
nepotism,begobbery and sleeveenism are rife in dail eireann but have a nice day,folks.
