More useless "celebrity" product endorsements.
Padraig Harrington,ubiquitous irish pitch and putter,winner of last year's Balbriggan Open,recommends Flora pro-activ to grease the wheel axles on your car-just rub it on your hands first,Padraig says.
glenda gilson,never off the pages of the irish tabloids recommends using haemorrhoid cream "Wipe O",after a glitzy freebie whirlwind party at somebody else's expense,glenda gilson is not actress glenda jackson's daughter it is unreliably misinformed.
glenda liked to play some movie roles in the nip or was that alan bates and oliver reed?
buy "Wipe O" from the roadside,if you can,glenda says.
there are reports that glenda may marry tv3's alan hughes which would be the biggest wedding of the year as well as the biggest surprise of the century so far.
victoria bickham,partner of los angelus basketball megastar,mensa's dave bickham has reportedly had more colonic irrigation treatment for her throat in st tropez.
transocean drilling rig,down the hole iv,has spudded a well off the coast of austria in preparation for next month's expected gusher.
gerald keane and his son,roy keane,infamous sunderland oil rig worker have both said off the record to newspaper editors that
organic champagne at 34 euro a bottle is "quite nice."
drop everything for next july the 22nd when all of ireland's 2 world celebrities and the rest of the z listers hold a massive party
in leitrim to discuss the texture and size of a mink's bollacks after "partying" all day on a spaceshuttle moored on the river shannon.
in the evening,bono,lead singer with the beatles and van morrisey,mr laugh a minute,will give a concert for 200,000,000 swiss francs,once it's
paid in cash and sent to holland where no taxes will be paid on it.
your next "celebrity" update will come from hollywood in march.
