Buttocks GUARANTEED to be left hairless,claims Brazilian footie player.
Ronaldo,ex brazilian striker and current AC Milan substitute uses a new hair destroying
product that immediately removes every hair on your posterior when applied with a blowtorch.
"Crapgel" containes cysteine crapotein,glycopissysteam and one secret cosmetic component that
will quite literally wipe every hair off your arse in no time it is so potent.
you will be left with chic designer stubleless bald rosy glowing buttock cheeks that will
be the envy of every poncy,overpaid,posy, wimpy, divey English premiership footballer.
your crown will be as smooth and as polished as a red potted ball on a snooker table at the world championship on a balmy,hot day.
remember,endorsed by Ronaldo MacDonaldo from his restaurant seat while eating his Big Crac burger.
All these f***ing prostitutes cost me a bomb,"Ronaldo blurted out in Rio de January in Argentina as he was pursued
by two drunk paparazzi.
