Breaking News.
Don Berto of the Drumcondra Low Life Mafia has been forced to resign from his position as Ireland's leading boss...breaking news...Multi-millionaire Don Berto Ahernleone of the Drumcondra Mafia has been forced to resign from his (minimum)300,000 euro a year position...breaking news...Don Berto of the Drumcondra Mafia and former Minister of Dirty Money in the early 1990s insists to his hairy arsed,omerta,tax evading and land scout mafiosi buddies,he hasn't an Irish tax clearance certificate...his former Doll,beauty salon owner Celia Smug isn't bothered she claims..breaking news..Don Berto,mr sleaze of the Drumcondra Mafia claims he did lodge thick wads of Sterling to his non-existent bank accounts but cant remember...breaking news...decent people of Ireland rejoice on the streets of the country.
