FIFA today announced part of its WORLD FOOTBALL team of 2008.
Because FIFA are well fed,overpaid and underworked nose pickers,
they have decided to release the goalkeeping and defence positions only at the present time,when they are finished eating their fine paid for
meals and drinking their posh wines,
they will announce the midfiled and strikers.
"They'll select the rest of the team when they feel like it",one of the
lazy bone polishers said to associated press,he asked not to be identified.
GOALKEEPER-Javier Jabugo Pata Negra-Spain.
BACK FOUR-
Parmiano Reggiano-Italy.
Adolf Wiener Schnitzel-Austria.
Sven Smorgasbord-Sweden.
Fernando Fajitas-Mexico.
Manager of this notional World FOOTBALL team:
John Piles-Ireland.
