AL GORE,PUBLICITY WHORE INTERVIEWED BY MICHAEL MOORE,PUBLICITY WHORE.
MICHAEL TO AL.
Hi al,baby,your new dreadlocks look cool,dude.
and those toeless sandals are simply awesome,man.
save the tofu,brother,save the tofu.
AL TO MIKE.
these new dreadlocks are my personal carbon footprint to the planet,baby.
share the love,share the love.
MIKE TO AL.
Hug me al,this junkie dude just ransacked one of my several wind powered homes..i didnt phone the pigs,al, i just hugged the guy,hey,he's a hippie like us..the guy said thanks dumbass,he'd hug a tree
for me on the way back to his dealer.
AL TO MIKE.
check this out,dude.
I'm releasing a press statement to the world's media,mike that this is the best time of year for the people of the united states to eat parsnips.
MIKE TO AL.
awesome,man,that is a-w-e-s-o-m-e.
share the love,baby,share the love,come here al,let me hug ya man.
AL TO MIKE.
er..no thanks,mike.
you could sure do with a wash,mike...or maybe recycle those gross underpants you're wearing.
MIKE TO AL.
sure al.
Hey man,i bought a new Toyota Prius,guess what,al,it's powered by parsnip juice,so i wont just get to eat those parsnips,man,they can power my new
batmobile,hey man,that's awesome.
AL TO MIKE.
well,this interview is coming to its end,mike,
i'm flying several billion miles later on this evening,jeeze,so what if i'm using up more energy than
every single commie factory in eastern china put together,but i'm well on my way to being a trillionaire and
becoming master of the green universe,that's all that counts.
MIKE TO AL.
share the love,baby,share the love.
save all the racoons,man,save all the racoons,brother.
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