NEWSFLASH:
NEW COMPUTERISED,REMOTELY CONTROLLED ARSE WASHING DEVICE FOR LAZY IRISH GOVERNMENT POLITICIANS.
automatic arse-washing-and-drying toilets or bidet seats as they are known in the offices and luxury houses of the irish times newspaper editors and executives
are to be installed in dail eireann(irish parliament) and in the upmarket hotels,public houses and race courses where irish government politicians and
ministers are almost always found.
for our international readers,irish government ministers are allergic to work and downright incompetent,even sicilian politicos in the pay of the mafia consider irish politicians totally corrupt.
many irish parliament politicians have brothers and sisters and aunts and husbands,pets,flunkies, and wives and every class of relation in the business,it really is a family affair in the irish parliament,if you dont have a relative
in the irish parliament,you havent a chance of getting elected(99.9 % of the irish people).
the prime minister of ireland's father passed his seat onto his son,there are 3 siblings from the same family amongst 166 members of parliament,you get the picture,it's an exclusive club for hand me downs to me sons and daughters.
each lazy bastard irish politician will be provided with a remote control to wipe their lazy arses next week it is believed from sources deep inside somewhere.
there is washing of the area,drying,massaging,enema,deodoriser,you get the picture?
sleeveenism and begobbery were rampant in irish politics when the lord lieutenants from great britain ran and exploited our beautiful country decades ago over hundreds of years
but it's far worse when your own kind(supposedly) are the lazy bastards misruling the citizens.
criminals are two a penny everywhere in ireland today(that's outside the irish chamber by the way),the health service has collapsed,old people are tortured in hospitals and the rich tax thieving tax exile bastards get richer every day in ireland at the expense of the ordinary man and woman.
government cabinet ministers,martin cullen,willie the kid o'dea,gargantuan mary harney were amongst the first to rush out for their arse-washing device.
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