NOTE TO OUR MILLIONS OF INTERNATIONAL READERS:
BERTIE AHERN IS THE CORRUPT PRIME MINISTER OF IRELAND.
Make Ireland a Bertie Ahern-Free zone.
The Sonic Bertie Ahern Repeller detects and repels this dreadful lying man without harming any innocents.The Repeller is easy to install and protects decent Irish and non-national citizens by using an Infra Red stench detection system to monitor Bertie Ahern's approach from a distance of 1000 miles.
It detects Bertie Ahern moving into your area and triggers a burst of continuously invariable ultrasound and loudhailer message:WARNING:Bertie Ahern is approaching your area,evacuate,evacuate,stench approaching.
Battery operated,this brilliant unit is for sale for 99.95 euro and worth every cent,proceeds will go to removing Ahern from office very soon.
