You're a Creep Talent Show,Ireland's Creepiest Show.
BRIAN DORMOUSE TO FIRST CONTESTANT,PEE BANDIT.
Come on down Pee Flynn,you have a fantastic chance to keep 50,000 euro if you do NOT answer the question and if you do NOT sing like a canary.
Is it true you are a big chief down in castlebar known by some of the local idiot braves as chief foul yellow water?
PEE FLYNN TO BRIAN DORMOUSE.
True Mr Dormouse,i often can't believe how so many gobshites there are down at home who believe the piss i come out with for decades.it simply amazes me.
I'm a nympho for free cash,brian..did you hear me,i'm a nympho for free smakeroos that aren't mine.
i will NOT answer the question,mr dormouse sir,shure,i cant sing a f***ing note,do i get to keep the 50 big ones..?
BRIAN DORMOUSE TO PEE FLYNN.
Stop sticking your forked tongue out at me,Pee,i'm just a quiz show host.
PEE FLYNN TO BRIAN DORMOUSE.
Look brian here's me smug and crass daughter beverly cooper flynn.
Bev the Clev Clev calls me an artist,a piss artist,the biggest piss artist in connaught formely known as the prince of mayo bandits.
WE SEE BEVERLY ENTERS THE STUDIO RIDING A UNICYCLE.
BEVERLY TO AUDIENCE.
Hi folks,i'm appearing on tonight's show to offer each and every member of the audience free tax advice...did you hear that? free tax advice.
WE SEE THE AUDIENCE RUNNING OUT OF THE STUDIO. BEVERLY TO AUDIENCE.
Come back,come back,it's not true who ever said Pee and Me have more slapheaded naked ambition than the bald arse of Yul Bryner..come back..come back i say.. i have some horse tranquilisers to sell if anyone is interested..
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