BILLIONAIRE,IRISH PATRIOT AND TAX COMPLIANT DENIS "DINNY" O'WINE.
STAR NEWS CENTRE HERE,COME IN CHIEF REPORTER NAPPER TANDY AT DUBLIN AIRPORT.
NAPPER TANDY TO CAMERA.
everyone in ireland knows billionaire denis "dinny" o'wine rightly expects from the irish peasantry the prestige and respect that is his due.
dinny,is with his one friend in life who he pays to be his friend and who is carrying his suitcases stuffed with cash.
dinny is on his way to his tax exile haven today in malta.
NAPPER TO DINNY.
how much do you owe the irish people dinny in lost tax revenues?
DINNY TO NAPPER. push off,you space cadet.
NAPPER TO DINNY.
space cadet,is it? i'm no space cadet,i'm a part time astronaut though as well as Star news chief reporter.. do you want a bite dinny of my microgravity paste stuffed chicken in these tubes i have in my lunchbox?
WE SEE NAPPER TUCKING INTO HIS GRUB.
NAPPER TO DINNY O'WINE.
why do you think the footaball association of ireland sold their remaining last small tads of reputation and their souls to you for a few bob,dinny?
DINNY TO NAPPER.
becaus they want to save their own bacon,they want good public relations for themselves and for me and didnt they get trap door toni,one of the best loophole lax tax law experts in the universe..as well as in ireland?
NAPPER TO DINNY.
trap door toni isnt an accountant or tax expert,dinny,he's a highly regarded football manager.
DINNY.
What the buck,i thought he was a genius in fumbling in the greasy tills of places,to borrow a phrase from one of ireland's world's famous nobel prize winning poets of the past ronald mcdonald.
NAPPER.
ronald mcdonald isnt an irish poet,dinny,he's dutch i think,too,not irish..that quote is .. it's from irish poet,samuel speckett,dinny.
NAPPER TANDY TO AUDIENCE.
don't go away,we'll be back shortly after this short break. (that's about 17 minutes time)
ADVERT.
hi,i'm hanoi jane fondue,i put this cosmetic crap on my face for Forunreal cosmetics becaue i'm not worth a dime.
Forunreal cosmetics pay me..hanoi jane fondue,millions of dollars,that's botswanian dollars to promote this muck. remember,i love myself,there are millions of kids dying in the world but that dont matter,once you viewers love me and kiss my hanoi jane ass when i tell you to.
remember i'm not worth a dime.
STAR SPORTS HERE.
Napper come in what do you think of our chances for qualifying for the soccer world cup in 2010 in south bronx?
NAPPER.
we're in with a great chance until the first match against the italians starts,where did i leave that bottle of gin?
STAR NEWS,BREAKING NEWS AND BREAKING WIND EVERY 15 MINUTES.
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Well,there's tax compliant billionaire and irish patriot,dinny o'wine boarding his private jet for malta. dinny is like a lot of today's irish- rich,law abiding and a total canker.
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