Monday, August 4, 2008

UNITED NATIONS in emergency debate on Vile Pong from Irish Rail.

It was announced early this morning that the United Nations is to go into emergency session to debate the vile and unbearable pong from the toilets at Irish Rail's Pearse Street and Bray/Daly stations,amongst others.
Customers who are forced to use the toilets when caught short(for no one in their right mind would use the toilet unless they had to)said it is like being hit by a knuckle duster in the face from a punch from mike tyson,the putrid smell is so bad and there is also a stroboscopic lsd like effect from the lights put in to deter heroin users,this disorientates anyone using the johns.
Irish Rail's overpaid,usless,sleazy,inefficient,cretinous chief executive and management lick arse board of directors said like everyone else in power in ireland,they would NOT put their bollackeses on the table and what do they care if legions of decent people have to use overcrowded,filthy,unpuncutal trains and toilets?
like those responsible for the m50 debacle,they are SCUM.