Prince Philip here,I would like to announce to the World that my wife,Queen Elizabeth the First and I have chosen the 3 Irish batmen
for Her Majesty's visit to Ireland next year.
They are Bodger McNulty,Widler O'Keefe and Knut Svensson.
As well as performing their lowly batmen duties such as the daily kissing od Her Higness's arse the 3 lads will search for drugs that criminals may try to sell to Her Majesty.
We note that another Irish horse,Lanternas has been caught using illegal substances at the Peking olympics.
We understand from my spies in the irish camp,pat hickey and the rest of the irish olympic committee people couldnt care less,they were fine wining and dining and too busy kissing communist arses at the "worker's palace" to be concerned.
We thought they would have learned from cian o'connor and the disgraced and tainted water polo "gold" medalist,Michelle "Pisspot" Smith after her debacle
at the Atlantis Games in 1886.
We must say we think the Irish should be given a Gold Medal for Drugs,they are far better at them than any other nation in the world.
NOTE TO EDITOR:I didnt get my bung money you tight Irish catholic bastard,send it soon or there will be trouble.
