Tonight EXPOSURE tv shows all the happy clappy STARS of Irelands television broadcaster,RTE.
Look,there's Donatella Versace lookalike Miriam O'Callaghan with her orange Day-Glo complexion applying another
layer of fake tanning lotion.
Hi Donatella,sorry Miriam..EXPOSURE tv here,is it true,you've recently had your buttocks shaved at a secret Botox Clinic in Donnybrook?
No comment?
Guests are leisurely enjoying a Cocktail and Cupcake reception at the 5 Star Hotel Spongers...holy moly,
there's more RTE legendary,dirty bum wiping SOCIALITIES and more even legendary personalities like MYLES DUNGHEAP,
JOE SCRUFFY,PAT THE SQUATTER KENNY,DON BERTO AHERNLEONE AND ANNE DOYLE,(a couple?).Is Bertie giving tips for the horses to Anne?
She'll be a millionaire in no time.
Pat the Sqautter Kenny is moving from his luxurious,multimillion home in Dalkey to O'Devaney Flats we have been reliably informed.
KRUSTY THE CLOWN has flown over from Bay City in California..hi Dave...DAVE FANNY,
is it really you?
can you give an exclusive quote to EXPOSURE tv Mr Fanny?
Look,there's ubiquitous slappertastic Seoige sisters who will not get their fat arses off television,they are on all the fucking time..
Look,cameraman,focus on Eamon Cokehead,RTE's shite talking,ultra-high net worth multi-millionaire midgeted poker pundit.
Hi Eamon,have you recovered from your recent bout of constipation?
Insiders say you guzzle down more free drink and stuff your little gob with more free food than any other
RTE legend,can you give EXPOSURE tv a quote,Mr Cokehead?
Look,there's Dobby Dobson and Sharon Ni Bawler stuffing their faces with more free food at the expense
of the millions of irish tv license payers..there's AONGHUS MAC GRINNY with designer silk suits and gold spun ties on him that cost more
than 90% of Irish people earn in a decade.
BREAKING NEWS.
Global Santa Fe drillship Artic 2 has spudded a well in the Celtic Sea off Wexford in Ireland this evening..
Germaine Greer,mad Australian bitch has married a hoodie knife wielding metrosexualised transgendered
Kangaroo in Perth,Australia..
England have followed on in their 11th innings after defeat to Nigeria at the Second Test in Sierra Leone.
RTE,work for us and become a Sponger and Freeloader and Broadcaster of SHITE.
