Modney Bojangles,Gangster dreams about Wimbledon.
I'm stuck down here in alicante since i clobbered fatso kelly,the boss Mr Gilhooley ordered me
to stay put in this inferno for another couple months.
spain is shite..
i'm having nightmares all the time as well as being bored out of me tree.
i cant even drink heavy in case the spanish polis start sniffin around looking for
a chance to bring me down the local nick.
i can't sleep...i cant sleep i tell ya..
last night,i dreamt i was in bed with tennis player,serena williams,she was buck naked,totally
starkers..and then...and then the bedroom door opens with a creak so loud,you could hear it
in louisiana..in walks serena's sister,venus williams,buck naked too..with a strap on dildo on her.
she says,the heat is stifling,ain't it white boy? but i'm still up for it,now bend over...
well,i woke up soaked in sweat and i think i was screaming,i'm not gonna watch another minute of
that fucking tennis at wimbledon..it would do me head in...totally i mean..
