STAND UP FOR FOOTBALL REFEREE'S RIGHTS.
Does the name Simao mean much to you?
No,nothing,however he has joined Italy's Luca Toni in Euro 2008's soccer championship as the biggest and
most useless bone polisher footballer of the Euro 2008 soccer tournament so far.
we sat on our couch at home watching portugal versus the czech republic and we did more there for portugal's cause having a few beers and eating popcorn
than Simao
did during the game out on the pitch.
he must have come out of a jet rejection propulsion laboratory in lisbon.
In breaking news,Germany's Chancellor Angela Merkel has exclusively informed this website that
a row has broken out in the German team's camp,General Kapitan Michael Ballack has point blankedly refused an order to
be sent to the russian front,herr ballack said Achtung,scheise Englander in der Luft,he would defintely face croatia,in a tank if he had to.
Chancellor Merkel said wouldnt it be great if all these whinging,moaning,complaining overpaid "superstar"
footballers at euro 2008 were knocked out with a rabbit punch from a referee when one of them started snivelling and arguing about a throw in or
corner or foul.
Wouldnt it be great,millions watching all over the world as some devious international footballer on 50 grand a week starts gesticulating to the ref and
claiming a free kick for himself when it was him,the bastard,who blatantly committed the free kick in the first place.
Whack,the referee decks him,the referee gives himself the red card and off he goes for an early shower and into history for services rendered to fairness and
Mankind.
News just in,big phil scolari will become the new manager of chelsea tractors after euro 2008,big phil gave an off the record
quote to this website saying his first action as new manager of chelsea tractors would be to have simao shot.
tip to all our gambling readers around the 5 continents,switzerland will not win euro 2008,nor will england.
short both switzerland and england.
