EURO 2008.
The Irish People have sent condolences to the italian prime minister,julius caesar,on italy's 3-0 drubbing
at the hand of netherland's orange protestants in berne in swaziland at the euro 2008 soccer championship tonight.
prime minister,julius caesar communicated back his profuse thanks to this website which is gratefully read by 50 million italians every day
and expressed the view that
italy's useless centre forward luca toni was a heap of shite who cant even use his right foot.
what has this 50,000 euro a week cretinous footballer done on the training field for the last 10 years,has he not
bothered even once to practise using his right foot?
Luca,totally left footed, can get away without using his right foot at bayern munich who play in the sub-standard Bundes Wehr in Germany,Fritz Beckenbauer's old team are crap but you can't get away with that against the dutch bastards.
We break at this point for an advertisement.
the 3 dirty Gaffers.
we see johnny piles,former irish football manager dressed up like a pervert in a silk
cravat that's bigger than he is.
we also see jack the giraffe charlton and mick mcmanus,both former irish team soccer managers
lasciviously ogling young pretty italian girls in shorts playing football in italy.
the beer they are promoting is vile and any self respecting italian wouldnt drink this yellow urine.
emperor slipperio berlusconti said he would conduct an immediate inquiry into italy's disgraceful defeat
tonight and would ask the 3 gaffers for an invite to watch these young nymphettes as he was a dirty old man too.
