CELEBRITY" crap magazine latest including SHEITLING watch endorsement from John Travalta.
Max from Deadenders beds donkey.
Jen from Friends is to play a bottom wiping,attention seeking nymphomaniac in her next hollywood role,i love it,Jen gushes.
Jordan and Pete invite Celebrity Crap Magazine readers into their toilet for an exclusive tour.
Common as Muck Victoria Buckham denies she is to undergo vaginal retightening and labial reshaping in a wiltshire
shed next month.
Mad Mariah Carey is to have her gigantic ego repaired and reconstructed according to sources deep within
Mariah's virginity.
this month's celebrity endorsements include john travalta advertising the world famous SHEITLING Navitimer,the instrument for
arseholes,wacky john travalta is a movie actor who pushes his weird cult scintology on a poor few unfortunates who dont know better.
travalta bases his opinions of scintology on an episode of Star Trek,in which Lietenant O'Hura has a severe attack of flatulence.
dont buy the sheitling watch,it's crap anyway.
also,do NOT buy french overpriced crap from louis vuitton because hippie and heroin user and ugly sight,keith richards from the
rolling stones endorses it.
some things cant be put into fucking pictures,keith richards is a dirty old fucker.
just in,donkey denies it is to marry max.
