This week features JOE GUFFY from RTE Radio's Fiveline programme. RTE stands for Radio Television of Eire,it is the broadcasting organ of Ireland.
This week,we announce the RTE "You're a Lavatory Cleaner Star with Us",this is a new award created to honour the many stars and geniuses working for the State Broadcaster.
In fact,everyone working at RTE considers themselves either a star or a genius. Joe,who has absolutely no talent,and is an increasingly cranky effer,has previously and often received the Bluetongue Award from his popular peers at the station (or should that be the Browntongue Award?).
Joe gets all his ideas for the Fiveline programme from Irish and foreign newspapers and magazines.
As a new born baby Joe was given away by his parents but luckily for him,he was found in a wicker basket on the doorstep of SHOWBUSINESS LEGEND,Gaybo Byrne on the doorstep of Gaybo's palatial Howth Mansion.
Gaybo is a workaholic and a multimillionaire and reputed to own half of the city of Dublin,like the effect of advertising though,he doesn't know which half.
From a young age,Joe Guffy,enthusiastically nodded yes at everything Gaybo told him(whether it was wrong or right) and soon ingratiated himself into the affections of the legendary Gaybo,who is 4 foot 11 inches in height.
Next week,it is the turn of chief political reporter and World Mensa number 1,RTE's Charlie Birdshite to come under the spotlight.
