THE 3 "SOCIALISTS" or AMIGOS.
It was announced today in Havana that dictator,tyrant and "socialist" Fidel Gastro had approved his pet monkey Roberto as successor to rule Cuba when he dies.
Fidel's aunt Isabella will continue as Minister for Tortillas,and Blanco,Fidel's cat will run the Minstry of Eternal Exploitation and Wealth Creation for the Gastro family into the next century.
Fidel Gastro's brother known as "El Cheato Unbelievablo " by the poor and decent populace of Cuba is to become King of Cuba.He will be known henceforth as "El Cheato Unbelievablo the First."
President,Master and Lord of All Venezuela,Count Hugo Chav, will inherit Fidel's gigantic gold bullion hoard and countless,innumberable numbered Swiss bank accounts.
Ireland's Prime Minister is known as "Bertie the First",a declared "socialist" and helper of the World's Humanity and leader of the unfortunate Irish people.
